State of the Union response, still in draft form - Below is my respsonse to Ryan’s Republican response. More to come. . .
I want to spread my big white butt out on the hammock and call my good friend down the street and tell her to drop by in her new Welfare Cadillac and drink a 24 pack of beer with me before we use my food stamps to go the corner store and buy some Spam and mayonnaise and bread.